The Smell of Ham in Your Homespun Spam

Fella once said to me, ‘I’d rather do without than settle.’

I gotta take issue with that.

A man settles for what he needs, but wants what he wants,

which ain’t necessity.

Problem is, what you want is probably pretty damn stupid,

not to mention self-destructive.

If I was you, and I may as well be, I would try to want the necessity.

Ain’t nothing wrong with living a plain little life

with a plain little wife

and plain little youngun’s that spin around just to get drunk.

But on the other hand, what do I know? I’m just a friggin’ retard.

Banterbox H. Hymn