The Smell of Ham in Your Homespun Spam


Fella once said to me, ĎIíd rather do without than settle.í

I gotta take issue with that.

A man settles for what he needs, but wants what he wants,

which ainít necessity.

Problem is, what you want is probably pretty damn stupid,

not to mention self-destructive.

If I was you, and I may as well be, I would try to want the necessity.

Ainít nothing wrong with living a plain little life

with a plain little wife

and plain little youngunís that spin around just to get drunk.


But on the other hand, what do I know? Iím just a frigginí retard.


Banterbox H. Hymn